1. »  Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert?

    most-awkward-moments:

    Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too.

  2. Ladies when you catch a guy staring at ur chest he is not looking at your boobs he is staring into ur heart

  4. I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

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    randomonedirectionfacts:

    flip—flop:

    randomonedirectionfacts:

    One Direction - Use Somebody

    Harry’s Voice - Ear Porn

    Louis’ Voice - Ear Porn

    Niall’s Voice - Ear Porn

    Liam’s Voice - Ear Porn

    Zayn’s Voice - Ear Porn

    THIS BELONGS ON A FUCKING PORN SITE!

    OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND OMG 

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  13. Remember: Every time you buy a pineapple, you make one Spongebob’s relatives homeless.

  14. When the microwave decides to heat my bowl instead of my food.